There's a danger in loving
as it's an advocate for loss.

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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i promise that someday
i’ll buy you a place
where you can say “what a nice view”
and i’ll agree
while looking straight at you
You weren’t just a star to me,
you were my whole damn sky.

Gwen: “Easy, bug boy.”

Peter: “What did you call me?”

ninadobrevadaily:

The Vampire Diaries - My Dinner Date with… Nina Dobrev [x]

couple-of-dumbasses:

coldsoymilk:

the last one tho

you sir are fucking amazing

  • officiant: do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded wife
  • me: i scooby dooby do
  • officiant: do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded wife
  • me: i scooby dooby do

TID  APPRECIATION WEEK

Day 4:  Favorite quotes

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